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Vegetable and Fruit Dildo

Best not to use fruit and veg for the vag.

Best to not use carrots behind.

Best not to banana up the pussy.

Fruit and Veg aren’t dildos.

There are wonderful toys made especially for these tasks.

Even though the thought of certain F&V being used that way is sexy, the banana dildo, the carrot dildo, the cucumber dildo, and other veg dildo’s can leave you with a terrible infection that isn’t sexy.

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